{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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