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Fuscaldo is a town and comune in the province of Cosenza in the Calabria region of southern Italy.
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The Autobots are a fictional faction of sentient robots in the Transformers multimedia franchise. The Autobots are living robots from the planet Cybertron who, like most Transformers, are each imbued with a unique \"life force\" known as a \"spark.\" Led by Optimus Prime in most stories, the Autobots believe that \"freedom is the right of all sentient life\" and are often engaged in a civil war with the Decepticons, a faction of Transformers dedicated to military conquest and usually headed by Megatron. In a mirror universe portrayed in Transformers: Shattered Glass, the Autobots are villains opposed by the heroic Decepticons.
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