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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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